Some Calvinist Satire. Just For Fun!


Some Calvinist satire.  Just for fun!  (I love this site):

Calvinist Researchers Complete Development Of Elect Detector


Calvinist Health Insurance Company Declares All Conditions Pre-Existing


Calvinist Church Adds Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" To Worship Rotation


Calvinist Comes Forward During Altar Call To Correct Pastor's Theology


Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: "No One Is A Good Boy"


Calvinist Utterly Paralyzed By Number Of Choices on Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine


Calvinist Hymnal Released


Local Calvinist Suspicious Of Any Sermon Mentioning God's Love


Unconfirmed: Calvinist Laughs At Joke


San Diego Zoo Opens Cage-Stage Calvinist Exhibit To Public


FDA Approves Ritalin To Treat Hyper-Calvinism


Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List


Man Casually Mentions He "Chose Jesus," Calvinist Pops Out Of Nowhere To Argue With Him


Local Calvinist's Sense Of Superiority Visible From Space


New Calvinist "Choose You Own Adventure Book" Lets You Choose From One Possible Ending


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Why Is Calvinism So Dangerous? (updated heavily)

A Random Verse That Destroys Calvinism (And "Is The ESV a Calvinist Bible?")

We Left Our Church Because of Calvinism (Things My Calvinist Pastor Said)

Leaving Calvinism: Free to Decide

When Calvinism's "Bad Logic" Traps Good Christians!

Links to "Impossible Questions For Calvinists"