Ah, yes, praise God for hell-bound vipers!
In this Reddit Reformed post - Praise the Lord for the gift of life! He is GOOD! - a Calvinist celebrates the birth and dedication of another wretched, depraved, hell-bound viper-in-a-diaper wonderful little innocent baby ! Of course, I myself believe that babies are wonderful little innocent blessings from God, and so I celebrate the birth of all babies and congratulate parents on baby dedications. But I can... because I'm not a Calvinist. Calvinists, however, hmm? I know they truly love their children and praise God for them, feeling like they are (I hope) blessings and sweet little bundles of joy. But I wonder if Calvinist parents have ever read these quotes of Calvinists' own views and teachings about babies and young children. (I've already shared many of these before, but a bunch are new.) Because if they did, then maybe they wouldn't be so quick to view them as sweet little bundles of joy, but more like evil little bundles ...